Here’s a little summary of the novels I’ve written, some of which will never see the light of day. (I’m not bitter — it took a few attempts to get to the level I wanted to be at!)

As Confucius once said, “If you get an agent but don’t tell anyone how you did it, did you even get an agent at all?” (He also said “don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”) (In case you missed it, I am lying.)

Everyone who knows me personally is already aware of this massive event that happened roughly three weeks ago, which I can’t seem to shut up about: I got an agent!

For all the years I’ve been writing, brainstorming and toiling over craft, taking classes and swapping feedback, I’ve never gotten this close to actually submitting my work to agents. And suddenly, in the midst of a pandemic, during the most hated year of the millennium so far, it’s about to happen. I’m bursting with feelings.